Saturday, December 24, 2005
Merry Christmas (BETA)
I just snuck back to say Merry Christmas and give all my loyal fans a picture of me standing in front of our beautiful Christmas Tree. Mommy had the cheese star especially carved for me.

From everyone here at Company X I'd like to wish you all Happy Holidays.
Marissa
x

From everyone here at Company X I'd like to wish you all Happy Holidays.
Marissa
x
By peddling very hard on an excercise bike at my desk (somebody's got to)
* Unreal, pretend, not true. Marissa, or indeed any Marissa, did not write this. This is a joke, a subtle dig at a company similar to CompanyX.